the only thing funnier than chris fleming’s comedy itself is people on social media politely referring to him with gender neutral language because they’re not sure what to make of his whole thing
when i saw him he made a joke that started with, “so my girlfriend and i…” and there were ripples of confusion throughout the crowd and he said, “yeah, that’s always a big m. night shyamalan twist”
The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.
also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”
i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help
Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.
Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!
i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system
i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡
I am currently cringing at this.
dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :)
I literally want to bite you
dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅
I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.
um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:
Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.
haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun
Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.
for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??
As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.
noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????
Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.
i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure
