lookin' sharp

courtney.
a girl.
lookin' sharp.

check it out, i realised my last description sounded super wanky after reading someone else's which went along the lines of "a girl wandering aimlessly... this is my life".

so fuq dat shit,
dis my blog bitch.

it's pretty much all reblog, small talk and little bits about my life. txtposts, RT/AH, lolarious and idek.

follow me on twitter, assholes.
@yeah_courtney

lookin' sharp

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August 20 at 8:42pm via henerycook · Like · View Photo

wonderous-world:

Breeze, a 10-day old Dartmoor Hill pony, was found in a state of shock and suffering from severe malnutrition and dehydration by a farmer in England’s Devon County. According to The Mare and Foal Sanctuary website, the foal’s mother was nowhere to be found. The organization rescued him and brought him back to the sanctuary where he received extensive care and nutrition but without his mother, Breeze was lonely. After an appeal to find the pony a new companion, Breeze was given a giant 4-foot stuffed teddy bear with which to snuggle — appropriately called Buttons. Article |  Video | Photos: SWNS.

August 20 at 8:14pm via lethifolds · Like · View Photo

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August 20 at 7:45pm via nicedynmite · Like · View Photo

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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August 20 at 7:17pm via putting-the-ass-in-cas · Like · View Post

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

August 20 at 6:49pm via awkward-lee · Like · View Post

bombing:

there wasn’t one goddamn anaconda in that entire video

August 20 at 6:30pm via sadgay2014 · Like · View Post

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August 20 at 6:21pm via frankoceanvevo · Like · View Photo

sk-interest:

eightails:

petitestruensee:

Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads. 

makes me so happy and sad

I cant not have this on my blog

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August 20 at 5:53pm via antarcticfortress · Like · View Photo

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

August 20 at 5:38pm via frankoceanvevo · Like · View Post

kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING GET FCKING REKT ENGLISH LANGUAGE

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August 20 at 5:24pm via sadgay2014 · Like · View Post

cutequeer96:

tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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August 20 at 4:58pm via momentofzen · Like · View Post

littleredone:

the-padfoots:

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

WHAT IS THIS!?

August 20 at 4:56pm via frankoceanvevo · Like · View Photo